Caste wall collapses and injures casteist asshole

Pradeep Thomas
2 min readNov 16, 2020

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Coimbatore, Tamil Nadu, Definitely not 2020

A ‘caste wall’ that was being reconstructed after it collapsed last year and killed 17 people (including three children) from Nadur village in Coimbatore district, Tamil Nadu re-collapsed and injured a casteist asshole who was responsible for re-constructing the wall.

The upper caste man admitted in CMI Aster Hospital in Coimbatore said that he never imagined that the wall would fall on him while supervising the construction of the wall and injure him badly. “ I mean, the last time I built it to keep Dalits in my village segregated it fell on them and killed them….How can such a wall fall on an upper caste man like me. I am only propagating my forefathers tradition of untouchability,” he protested.

The casteist asshole had built a 20 feet tall stone wall around his property to keep his property safe from a Dalit settlement nearby. It collapsed. When asked why he rebuilt the collapsed wall, the man said, “ I can’t stand these lower caste people….how can I look at them when I wake up every morning.” On being asked if he would reconsider breaking the wall after this incident he said. “ True, I have lost one eye because of this accident… I have another eye which God has blessed me with to see this world. I don’t want to use that eye to see these Dalits.The wall construction will continue…we will prevail” he rambled.

“ These physical barriers should continue. God has given me one eye, I can’t see these Dalits stealing my belongings and raping my wife and daughter. “ concluded the casteist asshole.

(Note: This is a work of satire, all of the above is ‘absolutely true’ if we are living in the matrix. If you’ve read me before, you already knew I would add this note, right? )

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Pradeep Thomas

Teacher; Dad; cricket and news junkie; amateur satirist