Dead man meets his ‘maker’ aka Donald Trump

A man who worshipped Donald Trump as a God and built a six foot statute of him died in the Indian state of Telangana. After he dies, he meets his maker aka Donald Trump.

He finds his maker puking into a golden toilet bowl in a house that looked ‘white’ and ‘luxurious.’ ‘’Sir, my God”! he says with a glow on his face. Trump who has been splurging on meds including steroids for the past few days thinks that he is hallucinating. ‘Dear, lord,’ not again he blurts out!

The man again says, ‘Sir, it is me your most ardent fan!…. I have been worshipping you since 2017! Everyday day I do puja for your statute and bathe it with milk. I couldn’t bear the fact that you contracted Covid-19. I got a shock thinking about your health and well-being and died. But I am happy, my God! I have met you as per my last wish’.

‘What a loser’ says Trump. I like people who live!

The man says, “No problem sir…I haven’t lost you to the Corona demon, instead I sacrificed my own life. I bathed you in milk, did puja every day, broke two coconuts every day. I even pose with your pictures on empty roads. I haven’t even cleaned my motor bike in a week, however I clean your statute every day.”

“Oh, really?” says Trump distracted and not listening to the man.Do you pay taxes my friend. “ Yes, sir! I do!” What a loser? I haven’t paid taxes in years and they let me get away with it.

Anyway, since you are here can you tell me how to win this election, since I have no clue. “ Sir, you are God, all knowing, powerful…you should already be knowing the result.” “Yes, I knew it in 2016, my friend Putin helped me cheat. This time I am not so sure.”

Hmm…when I need something I pray to you and my wishes are always granted. Is there anyone who you admire as much as I do. Trump looks at the mirror and see his reflection. “Thank you so much, ghost man! I found my answer!”

(Note: This is a work of satire, all of the above is ‘absolutely true’ if we are living in the ‘matrix.’ Are we?)