Kareena Kapoor fills Taimur’s plate with ‘junk food’ and ‘sweet treats’ and media goes gaga over it

Pradeep Thomas
1 min readJul 25, 2021

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Kareena Kapoor Khan is the ‘greatest mother’ ever to live and the ‘greatest actor’ to ever don make up (No hyperbole here, so don’t roll your eyes!).

She can do it all and recently took to Instagram to share her elder son Taimur’s breakfast plate. She shared a picture of the plate filled with french fries or freedom fries (depends where you live!), fried chicken wings, onion rings and donuts to round it off. “My Tim’s plate is always full,” she wrote. Earlier she had shared a photo of her son’s plate filled with ‘sweet treats’.

We talked to fitness trainer Mr.Shalaka Baby to know more about nutrition in children. “ Children need proper nutrition to stay healthy and strong. Kareena Kapoor Khan with the help of 100 cooks hired to feed Taimur has got this spot on,” he said. Mr. Baby also added that it was time the media stopped treating Taimur as someone special. “He eats shit foods like any other child. He is not the ‘chosen one’” he said prophetically.

(Note: This is a work of satire, my humble request to anybody who is offended to please stay offended!)

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Pradeep Thomas

Teacher; Dad; cricket and news junkie; amateur satirist