Karnataka Home Minister reveals that ‘he’ is the ‘real victim’ in the Mysuru gang rape case

The Home Minister of Karnataka, Mr. Araga Jnanendra declared himself the ‘real’ victim in the Mysuru gang rape case by saying that the Congress party was ‘trying to rape him,’ for saying that the victims shouldn’t have gone to an isolated spot at 7.30pm.

By doing so he revealed that his thoughts are stuck in the ‘stone age.’ On asked why some people make such comments, prominent therapist, Ms. Jolly Kutty revealed that the “Minister shouldn’t open his mouth and speak any words for the rest of his life. He needs to immediately stop speaking in any ‘space,’ and ‘time,’ and not just after 7.30PM,” she concluded.

(Note: This is a work of satire, my humble request to anybody who is offended to please stay offended!)