Man sleeps for wife’s ‘lullaby’ earning her ire

Hulimavu, Bangalore — An area man, 38, slept for his wife’s ‘lullaby’ before their baby could sleep, earning her ire. “You always do this to me. It was your responsibility to put the baby to sleep. But you tricked me into singing a ‘lullaby’ and slept. I can’t take this anymore” she yelled.

At the time of going to press, the man was still snoring with a pillow between his legs. The baby was yet to sleep.

(Note: This is a work of satire, my humble request to anybody who is offended to please stay offended!)